A 16-year old girl in Connecticut heard her Mother in the bedroom having sex with a boyfriend. She thought her Mother was being abused and rounded up a bunch of guy friends who beat the boyfriend.
The Mother had the kids arrested and says the jail time will teach them a Valuable Lesson. And that is that — they should have knocked on the door to ask if everything was ok before assuming that they should rush in with a bat. That’s good to know.
Children of D have their own rules of etiquette to follow that haven’t been covered quite yet by Emily Post. In other words, if an intruder breaks into the house offer the guy Milk & Cookies. Just because Mom is tied to the bed and screaming her head off it doesn’t mean that she’s being hurt… geez, everybody knows that… show some respect, will ya?
P.S., it’s very common for Children of D to be intimately aware of their parents’ sex lives.
